Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata dekh patni ne pati se kaha - Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas kha raha hai, namaste karo. Pati - Namaste Sasur Ji
Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho, Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang, Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki, To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki, Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi, Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi, Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari, Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.
Briteesh rooled avar kantry phor meni ears. Dhey destroid avar kalchar. So wot.? Let as destroi dher langvage lyke dis. Send eat tu aal yor phrends. Plij...
Naukrani paas khade kutte ke paas gayi aur uske paas 10 rs ka note rakh diya. “Ye kya kar rahi ho?”, Malkin ne pucha. Naukrani replied : Yehi to ek hai jisne ess ghar me mera saath diya. Ye na hota to mein ghar me itne bartan kabhi bhi akele saaf na kar pati.
Girl-to-Boy - Aaye bewafe tune sab kuch saaf kar diya, mera dil jala kar rakh kar diya Boy-to-Girl - Aye ladki, teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi, bhej de rakh mujhe, bartan manjne ke kaam aayegi.
Aa gale lag ja mere yaar, Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char, Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk Es ummid ke sath Wish You a ...... Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!
Hamare muskurane ki wajeh aap ho, Hamari iss zindagi ka hissa aap ho, Hame milegi jab bhi koin khushi, Hum sounchenge khuda se yeh dua karne wale aap hou...
Kisi ke paas kuch na ho To hasti hai dunia, Kisi ke paas sab kuch ho To jalti hai dunia, Aur hamare paas Hai tum jaisa dost, Jis ke liye, Tarasti hai dunia.
Ho sakta hai ki baarish ke baad aasmaan neeli na ho, Ho sakta hai ki dhoop ke baad sarson peeli na ho, Magar ye kaise ho sakta hai ki, Aapki yaad aaye aur aankhen geeli na ho....!"
Suna hai nazar milaane se badi takleef hoti hai, Suna hai dil lagane se badi takleef hoti hai, Yoon to haal pe mere muskurate hai sabhi, Par tere muskarane se badi takleef hoti hai.
Chand lamhe saath tere guzarna chahta tha Taqdeer ke lakiro ko yun badalna chahata tha Zamane ki gardish mein simat gayi zindagi meri Warna main to tumhe apna banana chahata tha
"Har karz dosti ka adaa kaun karega, Hum hi nahi honge to dosti kaun karega, Aey Khuda mere doston ko salaamat rakhna, Warna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega..."
Badi aasani se dil lagaye jaate hai, Par badi mushkil se vaade nibhaye jaate hai. Le jaati hai mohabbat un rahon pe Jahan diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hai
Khushian ho overflow, masti kabhi na ho low, apnonka surur chaya rahe, Dil me bhari maya rahe, shohrat ki ho bauchhar, aisa aaye aapke liye dandia ka tyohar!
May Maa Durga empower u & ur family with her Nine Swaroopa of Name, Fame, Health, Wealth, Happiness, Humanity, Education, Bhakti & Shakti. *HAPPY NAVRATRAS*
Naye saal aaye banke ujale, Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale, Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale, Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale. Happy New year.
Apunka pehala SMS 26th Jan Ko, ye le pakad le Sare zahan se achcha hindusta hamara , aao milke wada kare jhanda ucha rahe hamara! --happy republic day--
Tairna hai to smandar mein tairo nadi naalo mein kya rakha hai? Pyar karna hai to watan se karo. In bewafa ladko mein kya rakha hai. JAI HIND Happy Republic day
Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu… Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM.
Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? Naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..
"Sirikkum Rojakkal Kooda Un Punnagaiyai Kandaal Sinthikkum Oru Nodi...! Indha Poo Nammai Vida Azhagaai Irukirathey Endru" So keep smiling my sweet friend.
Kuch Dard Ajehe Hunde Jo Dil ch vasaye Nai Jande, Kuch Log Ajehe Hunde ,Jo apne Banaye Nai Jande, Kuch Apne Ajehe Hunde,Jo Kade Bhulaye .. Good evening.
Troubles as light as Air, love as deep as Ocean, Friends as Solid as Diamonds, and Success as bright as Gold... These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali and EID. Eid ki Mubarakbadi aur Diwali ki Shubhkamana!By Paro
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...' Happy Diwali By srikantth
Bith gaya jo saal, Bhul jayye, Is Naya Saal ko Gale lagaye, Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake... Is Saal ka Sare Sapne poore ho Aapke. *NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*
azadi k din par meri dua hai k ALLAH ap ko Quaid ki akal,Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki sherwani, Fatima ki jawani, Nehru ki chal or gandi ji k baal de AZADI DAY MUBARAK
aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chati hun han wohi 3 alfaz jo aap sunna chahen han wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chulen ***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY***
THAKANPUR se FRESHNAGARtak ane wali “NINDIYA” xpressPrabhat Nagar pahuch chuki hai,Yatriyo se anurodh hai K wo apneHasin Sapno se Jaag jae.Good Morning
kachi deewar ho thokar na lagana mujhko, apni nazroon mein basakar na girana mujhko, tumko ankhon mein tasveer ki tarha rakhta hoon, dil mein dadhkan ki tarha tum bhi basana mujhko Gud Morning!
Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqtbhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday
Jab tum mujhe bhool jaogeJab Tum Mujhse Ruth jaoge,Jab Tum Mujhse Khafa ho jaoge,Jab Tum Mujhe bhool jaoge......... TabGaal pe aisa thappad padega ke sab yaad aa jayega.
Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka, Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho, Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho... Happy Diwali
Head Master : dai, evan da tamil vathiyar kaalai pidichi vaari vitathu? Student: ella Sir, netru school vittadhum, avar thaan "NAALAI KAALAI VAARUNGAL"nu sonnaru.